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Me! I'm as Mallu as they come! I pronounce Money as Mani and Simply as Simblee! Had a real good education in some of the best schools and colleges and tried hanging out with slick city boys and girls but you know what you cant take the Kerala out of the Mallu!

Wednesday 30 November 2011

A few crass ones!


Some of these words may be a bit crass but hey! You need to know what’s out there!  So don’t blame the messenger! Just enjoy the read! Cheers!

Put Kai!
Origin: Bangalore, India
Source of Term: My South Indian Sardar friend!
Meaning: This is a term which means to hit on someone or to make a pass at someone; normally a chick.
Usage
Tharun: Dude lets go to Cirrus tonight!
Sanjay: No mood bro!
Tharun: Dude we’ll put some kai tonight man!


Dumma
Origin: Bangalore, India
Source of Term: Local basketball court
Meaning: This is a term used to snub or slight or insult someone who is overweight. It basically means fat in Kannada.
Usage
Amit: Tharun you dumma! Run faster!
Tharun: Not happening man! I ate too much!


Back
Origin: Delhi, India
Source of Term: Delhi Public School, RK Puram, Delhi
Meaning: This is a term used to show how much influence or support a person has at their beck and call to help them face a situation. Normally used in the case of a fight or scrap to intimidate the opponent.It basically means the number of people who would come to assist you in case you get into a fight.
Usage
Shrey: Hah you’re fucked now!
Amogh: Abhey chuthiye! You wait! I’ll call my back!


Thunder Thighs
Origin: Unknown
Source of Term: Don Bosco School, Mumbai
Meaning: This is a term used to describe how big the thighs of a chick are. It can also be referred to a chick with hot legs.
Usage
Tharun: Dude nine of clock! Look fast!
Jacob:   Woah look at her thunder thighs!


Jango
Origin: Delhi, India
Source of Term: A group of Delhi girls
Meaning: This is a term used to describe something that is very loud and gaudy in nature. It can also be used to describe a person who has a habit of dressing in loud colours.
Usage
Rissan: Dude don’t come with me if you’re wearing that!
Sanjay: Come on man! It’s not that Jango!


Airbags
Origin: Kolkatta, India
Source of Term: Some Bongs I met at a cafe
Meaning: This is a term used to refer a female’s chest. A heavy bosomed woman is said to have airbags!
Usage
Roahn: Woah! Airbag alert!
Sanjay: Man I wouldn’t mind having an accident on those!


Beer hero
Origin: Unknown
Source of Term: Overheard a drunk conversation
Meaning: This is a term similar to whiskey muscles.  It refers to a person who gains that extra confidence and imaginary muscle which makes him or her believe that he or she is invincible and can take anybody or anything head on in a physical altercation.
Usage
Rohan: Did you see the lump on Sid’s forehead.
Sanjay: Yup heard about it. Also heard it was because he tried to be a beer hero. Dumass!


Kargil
Origin: Cochin, Kerala
Source of Term: The Choice School, Cochin
Meaning: This is a term very similar to a wedgie. It’s a situation where a part of a person’s apparel ie shorts, trousers, jeans, lungi’s, sari’s, whatever; gets wedged between their butt cheeks . A kargil happens without the knowledge of the person. It could be quite an unpleasant sight so it is best that the person pulls out his or her kargil.
Usage
Philip: Yuck! Dude please tell him to pull out his kargil!
Chacko: Why don’t you pull it out for him!


You and your right hand!
Origin: Chennai, Tamil Nadu
Source of Term: Loyola College, Chennai
Meaning: This is a term used to snub or make fun of someone who is single and has to spend time by himself while his friends are out with their respective girlfriends.  It basically means that he has to satisfy himself as he does not have the company of a woman to do so.
Usage
Rohan: Hey I’m heading out for the night with Roshini
Rahul: Crap looks like it’s just me and my right hand again tonight! This sucks!